Favorite quotes

• “Old age is God’s way of making death look good” Sharon Parvizi
• Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?
• “Wisdom is knowing I am nothing, love is knowing I am everything, and between the two my life moves” Lao Tzu
• “Why am I never fully prepared for the totally unexpected”!!
• 5 out of 4 people can’t do fractions
• Making predictions is dangerous..especially when the future is concerned.
• If you always look before you leap you will end up always standing on 1 leg.
• 42.7% of Statistics are made up on the spot.
• Exercise: Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you…
• It is only the 99.5% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.
• The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
• life must be understood backwards but must be live forward
• smile to every body, when you still have teeth.
• Life is too short to dance with ugly men!
• Never ever follow a horse act!