Friday, April 9, 2010

Favorite quotes

  • “Old age is God’s way of making death look good” Sharon Parvizi
  • Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?
  • “Wisdom is knowing I am nothing, love is knowing I am everything, and between the two my life moves” Lao Tzu
  • “Why am I never fully prepared for the totally unexpected”!!
  • 5 out of 4 people can’t do fractions
  • Making predictions is dangerous..especially when the future is concerned.
  • If you always look before you leap you will end up always standing on 1 leg.
  • 42.7% of Statistics are made up on the spot.
  • Exercise: Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you…
  • It is only the 99.5% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.
  • The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
  • Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
  • life must be understood backwards but must be live forward
  • smile to every body, when you still have teeth.
  • Life is too short to dance with ugly men!
  • Never ever follow a horse act!

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